HWC Special Edition Millennium Falcon

It made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. You could win it in a card game, but why take that chance when you can get it at HWC? This is the Star Wars: The Force Awakens edition. Designed with amateur-operable laser cannons, kick-operated engines, an animated chess game room (hint: always let the tall, furry co-pilot win), and plenty of hidden spaces to hide those unmentionables and avoid embarrassment in the event of Imperial boarding parties, this is the ship you need to escape any wretched hive of scum and villainy.